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What oil do you use?I use Grapeseed Oil which is unscented and superb for massage and can be used on any area of the body. It is well known for being: One of the most popular oils used in massage and aromatherapy. A great, light oil, superb in its versatility. Perfect for massaging the whole body, and it's unscented. High in linoleic acid and Vitamin E.
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What if I fall asleep?Go for it! People fall asleep all the time. Once it is time to turn you over to massage the front of your body, I will give you a gentle tap and ask you to change your position. Be sure to have a look at my reviews for the level of relaxation experienced by new and existing clients.
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What should I wear during my massage?To ensure a warm and inviting atmosphere for all of my clients, I recommend removing all clothing and being fully naked during your massage. However, if you feel more comfortable wearing underwear, that's completely fine, too. I'll tailor the massage to your preferences and ensure you're always covered with a towel for privacy and comfort. At Male Massage Surrey, everyone is welcome and deserves to be pampered and rejuvenated. As a side note, I suggest wearing loose-fitting clothing to and from your massage to ensure you feel comfortable throughout your experience. So why wait? Treat yourself to a custom-tailored massage today and experience the benefits for yourself!
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Can massage help with tight muscles?Absolutely massage can be incredibly beneficial for tight muscles. Swedish massage, in particular, is known for relieving muscle tension and promoting relaxation. This is accomplished through a variety of techniques, including effleurage (long, gliding strokes), petrissage (kneading), tapotement (rhythmic tapping), and friction. Tight muscles often occur as a result of stress, poor posture, overuse, or inactivity. When your muscles are tight, they can restrict your mobility and cause discomfort or pain. A Swedish massage can help increase blood flow to the area, which brings nutrients and oxygen that aid in healing. It also helps to remove waste products, such as lactic acid, that can accumulate during physical activity, causing soreness and stiffness. If you'd like any recommended naturist stretches or some mobility recommendations demonstrated, I'm happy to show you just before or after your massage.
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What should I do if I'm injured?If you have an injury, please consult your doctor before the massage or whomever you supervise for your issue. Please also give me as much info as possible in your online booking form so I can assess if any areas will be excluded.
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Do you offer other forms of massage?At Male Massage Surrey, my speciality is naturist massage. While I don't offer other forms of massage, such as deep-tissue, sports, tantric, body-to-body, or couples massage, I am committed to providing the best possible experience for my clients through my expertise in naturist massage. So if you're looking for a rejuvenating and relaxing massage experience, look no further.
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I'm a little nervous as I've never had a naturist massage. Is that ok?As a Qualified Massage Therapist with years of experience, your comfort and relaxation are my top priorities, especially in my naturist massage service. I pride myself on creating a warm and inviting atmosphere for all my clients, including those seeking their first Naturist Massage. I understand that being naked can be daunting, but I can assure you that I provide a safe and judgment-free space. I always undress first to put my client at ease. The freedom naturism can bring to the body and mind is a unique experience. I often hear from new clients that they don't want to get dressed again as they have thoroughly enjoyed the experience. You are welcome to remain naked for a few minutes after your massage if you wish. My approach is always laid-back, and I work at a pace that suits you. I want you to leave feeling relaxed; I always schedule appointments with enough time to avoid feeling rushed. During your naturist massage session, please don't hesitate to ask any questions or share any concerns you may have.
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Are your massages for any sexuality?Absolutely! A client's sexual preference has no bearing on the service you receive. Many clients find it more relaxing to be massaged naked by a man as they can relax without worry should, for example, an erection occur. Come, have a superb relaxing massage and leave any preconceptions at the door.
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Do you have many new clients?Absolutely. Many newcomers experience naturist massage with me and often become regular clients, returning time and again for the unique relaxation it offers. Currently, I have the privilege of serving over 620 clients who have become dedicated aficionados of naturist massage.
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How do I check your availability?Head to the online booking page. Select the massage and duration you're interested in and click 'request to book' (don't worry, this does not commit you to a booking). You'll then be presented with a list of all available appointments. If you wish to book, continue with the booking process. If there are no slots, this means I am fully booked, and you can select the next available date. Cancellations will be added to the system immediately and will show along with all other appointments.
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How far in advance can I book an appointment?The calendar is open 45 days in advance (on a rolling basis).
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I've looked online and need help finding vacant slots for the day I want; how up-to-date is the calendar?You can always trust that my booking calendar is up to date, with any cancellations immediately reflected in the system. If there aren't any slots available on the day you're looking for, it means I'm fully booked. However, I encourage you to book in advance to avoid missing out on a naturist massage experience. Slots can fill up quickly, so book early to secure your preferred time and date.
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Do you work full-time? How many people do you see in a day?I have now transitioned to part-time practice, which allows me to focus fully on each session and deliver an unrivalled, personalised service. This approach, however, means that available slots fill up very quickly due to high demand. I only have space for three clients per day. Once three clients have booked appointments, the diary will close for the day. I strongly encourage early bookings to secure your preferred time slot. Remember, once the day's appointments are filled, the schedule closes; I highly recommend not waiting until the end of the day if you require a same-day appointment, as these are very rare. Don't miss out on this exclusive, tailored experience - book now to secure your spot.
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The slot I want isn't available, do you have a waitlist for clients?I do! I have a new Waitlist Form on the online booking page. If you scroll down past the online booking options, you'll see the form you need to complete. I will do all I can to fit you in; however, this does not guarantee a booking or replace the standard online booking calendar.
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Do you work weekends?My working week runs from Monday to Friday. Weekends are my days off to rest and spend with family. I appreciate those asking if I can do a 'one off' massage on the weekend, but I am afraid the answer will always be a respectful no.
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Why do you only have 'Request to Book' and not just instant confirmation?As people are coming directly into my home, I have to ensure that a few criteria are met: Genuine Requests: As a male massage therapist, I must ensure that every booking request I receive is from clients who genuinely seek my professional services. By requiring clients to submit a booking request, I can filter out individuals who may not have serious intentions or are not seeking a legitimate massage. This allows me to focus on providing quality care to those who genuinely need it. Personal Information Protection: Respecting the privacy and confidentiality of my clients is of utmost importance in my practice. By utilising the 'Request to Book' process, I can maintain control over exchanging personal details, such as my address and contact information. This helps to protect both my privacy and the privacy of my clients, creating a safe and secure environment for our sessions. Safety Precautions: As a professional massage therapist, I prioritise the safety and well-being of both myself and my clients. The 'Request to Book' system enables me to review bookings and make informed decisions before accepting a booking. This helps me ensure that I provide my services in a safe environment and minimises the risk of encountering individuals with inappropriate intentions, such as those who ring late at night or in the early hours of the morning. This does mean you will receive a couple of extra emails here and there, but other than that, it should not affect your booking with me. Most bookings are confirmed on the same day (except for weekends). I have taken the liberty of breaking down the whole process from start to finish; if you'd like to know more, visit: https://www.malemassagesurrey.co.uk/how-it-works
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My appointment has been confirmed, but I haven't been sent your address details.If you have received the email 'Your appointment has been approved', then please check your spam folder for an email entitled 'Here's your appointment info' - chances are it's there. If you still can't find it, please get in touch ASAP. If you've only received a 'we've received your booking request' email, this is just a summary of your request; your booking is in the system and must be confirmed. Once this has happened, you'll receive the address details. Please see the page How it Works for a step-by-step breakdown.
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How much notice do you need to book an appointment?The minimum is 90-mins. However, as I only offer massage part-time now, I only accept two clients daily; therefore, my diary fills up very quickly. Please book online ASAP if you'd like a massage.
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Can I extend my massage if I'd like longer when I arrive?Providing I have the availability following your massage, then yes, absolutely! I would make one small request, which is for you to ask at the beginning of your appointment rather than halfway through. My massage sessions are constructed to fit the time booked, so I can make the necessary adjustments if you request an extension at the beginning.
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When will I receive your address once I've made my booking?When you request your appointment, you'll receive a summary of the booking immediately. Once I have confirmed your appointment, you will receive a confirmation email; the primary one to look out for is one entitled 'Here's your appointment info' and the one that contains all the information you need, including my address - this can often end up in spam, so please do check before getting in touch.
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I want to book for me and my partner, is there somewhere he can wait?I'm afraid not. You will need to make other arrangements, and I only accept one client at a time. Once your massage is finished, there is also a buffer time between appointments to allow me to clean and sanitise everything and have a break to recharge the batteries.
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How do I book an appointment? Do I have to book online?It is preferable that you book online as this will provide me with all the information I need for your appointment and be the quickest option for you. That said, for your convenience, I accept bookings via WhatsApp or Text (please note that there may be a delay in responding if I am with a client). If booking via WhatsApp, please check that the slot you want is available first; it will speed up the booking process if you can provide me with this information at the time of booking. I do have a Booking & Cancellation Policy which can be viewed here. You can also book via my dedicated mobile app - Click here to download If required, enter the invite code KTMKVK.
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What if I have to cancel my appointment?I require 24 hours' notice to cancel appointments. Please see my booking cancellation policy. Please note that 'no-shows' are unacceptable. If you cannot make your appointment, please let me know ASAP so your slot can be offered to someone else. I ask all clients to support small businesses responsibly. As an aside, no-show clients will still be invoiced for my time.
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If I book online do I have to pay in advance?The short answer is no. Wix (my website provider) recently updated all of their booking systems to reflect an online shopping cart experience, and they now class bookings as 'orders' - rest assured, this makes no difference to the booking experience. Payment is due at the end of your massage.
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Which is the busiest day of the week for appointments?It varies each week. However, Mondays and Fridays are the first to fill up.
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Can I pay with cash?Yes, of course! Please ensure you have the correct amount, as I do not keep cash in the building.
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What forms of payment do you accept?Cash, all major Credit/Debit Cards. Apple & Google Pay. (Charges shown as MMSurrey)
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Can you explain a little more about the discounts you offer?In essence, if you are booking a naturist massage, it will be full price unless: •You fit into one of the categories (listed on the price list page) where I offer discounts to various groups/keyworkers, including Blue Light Card Holders and NHS Staff, etc. If you select this option, you must provide a suitable ID; otherwise, you will be charged full price. •You're a member of my VIP or VIP Plus membership, where you can save up to £25 off every massage. • I am running any promotion (which I do occasionally and for limited times).
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Are you flexible with your prices, and do you offer discounts?My pricing remains fixed. Despite the substantially increased cost of living, they have stayed the same for four years. You can expect first-class, unhurried service, and my pricing remains comparable and competitive. I do offer some ways to save money..... Ways to Save I offer permanent discounts for special categories: Discount Categories: VIP Site Members can save up to £25 off every massage (unlimited use). For a small subscription fee, you can take advantage of this and a ton of other offers; you can sign up by clicking here. VIP Members also have access to a whole list of perks, content and social networking. NHS Staff (must present a valid ID Card) - £15 off with code KEYWORKER Blue Light Card holders (must present a valid ID Card) - £15 off with code KEYWORKER (NEW) Armed Forces (must present a valid ID card) - £15 off with the code FORCES To Book Go to online booking Select your preferred massage duration, date & time Enter your discount code at checkout. Terms & Conditions are subject to change - please check before booking.
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Do you offer massages for Women too?I don't. This is not a discriminatory practice but purely a personal choice to offer my services exclusively to men. Putting it bluntly, I know my way around a man's body better. Here at Male Massage Surrey, I take great pride in providing the best relaxation experience purely for men.
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Do you offer a mobile service?While I appreciate the convenience of mobile massages at Male Massage Surrey, I have found that providing my services in my apartment offers better care and comfort for my clients. My apartment is set up like most professional home studios, complete with a massage table and freshly laundered towels. I also provide a place to leave valuables, hand sanitiser, and a warm, relaxing room with candles and soft music to ensure you have a rejuvenating and soothing experience.
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Do you have any pictures of yourself on the website?You can find pictures of me here and also on my About page. If you're part of one of my VIP Memberships, you'll get access to a ton of behind-the-scenes content every day. (VIP Memberships combine Patreon and Discord - a multi-level interactive experience where you can connect with others interested in Naturism and all it has to offer. Including Live Chat, Video and a host of other features. Head to the Memberships page to find out more)
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What cleaning & hygiene practices do you have in place?All equipment, door furnishings, and surfaces (including door handles) are double sanitised after every client. I have disposable paper towels in the bathroom, and I only use single-use couch roll for each massage. Client safety is paramount, and no steps are neglected in the protection from COVID and any other current hazards to health that may be circulating through the population. Rest assured that all reusable equipment such as towels are laundered after every use in a 90-degree cycle.
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Are there any restrictions for booking a massage?There are two main categories regarding restrictions. You must be over 21 years old (industry standard) You must fall within the working restrictions of my massage table (Health & Safety). My massage table has a working (max) length of 83"/211cm/6ft 9" and a working (max) weight of 20st/127kgs. If you fall outside of either of these, then unfortunately, I will be unable to accommodate your booking.
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Where are you located?I'm based in central Woking, approximately 20 minutes from the M25, 25 minutes (by train) from central London and 15 minutes walk from Woking Station. Full address details will be sent when you have a booking confirmed.
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Do you have parking available?I have private parking available for clients. Full details will be sent with your confirmation email. Look out for 'Here's your appointment info'.
LATEST REVIEWS

Yesterday, I visited MMSurrey for the first time, and it was nothing short of awesome. Today, I woke up an hour earlier than normal, after an unusually deep sleep, feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. I would highly recommend paying Simon a visit, if you wish to reconnect with your body’s natural ability to relax and recuperate.
Rene - October 2023
Amazing hands - first-time visit and definitely won’t be the last! Totally relaxed and de-stressed-
Paul - May 2023
Simon has the most amazing touch and is strong yet gentle, making you relax and unwind with ease. He has an easygoing manner but is very efficient and organised. I have visited several times and will continue to do so. I look forward to every visit.
Ian - April 2023
Simon is a first-class massage therapist because he is very professional and also super knowledgeable/skilled in giving a perfect naturist massage. As a holistic and aroma massage therapist, I highly recommend Simon's services.
Chris - March 2023
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