Join the VIP Naked Club 🍆
Step into a bold, authentic & safe space designed for men who value connection, self-expression, and community. Whether you’re here for the perks, the chats, or the playful vibe, there’s a membership option just for you.
What’s Included:
👾 Private Discord Community
Join lively chats and naturist-themed discussions, including spicy NSFW spaces.
🍑 Naturist Freedom
Connect with like-minded men in a welcoming, male-focused environment that’s all about positivity and self-expression.
📸 Exclusive Content
Enjoy behind-the-scenes updates, curated images, and exciting sneak peeks.
💰 Flexible Membership Options
Choose the tier that fits your needs:
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VIP Membership: All the perks, including massage discounts and Discord access.
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Discord Access Only: Focus on community and connection without the massage perks.
😎 Cancel Anytime
Your membership, your rules—stay as long as it feels right.
Membership Options
1. Discord Access Only – £3.99/month*
Perfect for members outside the area or anyone who’s here for the community vibes.
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Private Discord Access: Connect with a vibrant naturist-focused community.
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Exclusive Content: Unlock sneak peeks, curated image collections, and updates.
💡 Ideal for non-local guys or anyone looking for connection without massage perks.
2. VIP Membership – £4.99/month* (Get your FIRST month for £3.99)
The ultimate choice for those who want savings and community.
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£20 Off Every Naturist Massage: Unlimited discounts for your bookings.
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Full Discord Access: All the benefits of the Discord Access Only tier.
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Priority Booking: Be first in line for last-minute availability and confirmations.
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Seasonal Perks: Enjoy extras like £25 off in December!
💡 Perfect for local guys who want to save on massages while staying connected.
A friendly Tip: Sign up via the link below rather than through the Patreon app (especially if you're an iOS user - as you will be charged an additional iOS percentage as per all in-app purchases)
*VAT excluded. Pricing may display in USD depending on your browser, but I recommend using Chrome for your local currency.
"After the perfect massage, with a decent first timer's discount(!) the added bonus was an invitation to join this friendly, online group of like-minded men. (And also to get serious money off all future treatments, which I'm definitely coming back for!) The MMS VIP Club welcomes you in, for easy chat with a bunch of instant mates. I didn't know what I'd been missing. Don't hesitate! ;0)"
Membership FAQs
Why Join the VIP Club Community?
This club is more than just discounts—it’s a vibrant, welcoming space that celebrates body positivity, connection, and a bit of cheeky fun. Whether you’re here for massage savings or engaging conversations in our Discord, there’s a tier that’s perfect for you.
If massages are your thing, you can easily save over £35 on just two 60-minute sessions with the VIP Membership. If you’re here for the camaraderie, the Discord Access Only tier is your gateway to naturist-themed chats, NSFW content, and meaningful connections.
How Will You Benefit from Membership?
With two tiers to choose from, you can enjoy exclusive discounts, playful community chats, and behind-the-scenes content.
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The VIP Membership combines unlimited massage discounts with full access to our thriving Discord community.
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The Discord Access Only tier is perfect for those focused on connection, chat, and content without the massage perks.
Wherever you fit, there’s something to enjoy! Please note that VIP benefits are not redeemable against the 55 minute Swedish Massage service.
You're Giving Members £25 Off in December 2024—Can This Be Stacked with the Usual £20 Off?
No, the £25 discount in December 2024 replaces the usual £20 discount for that month. It’s a little extra thank-you for VIP members during the festive season, but only one discount can be applied per booking.
What If You’re Only Interested in One Perk?
That’s the beauty of having two tiers!
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If you’re just looking for massage discounts, the VIP Membership offers exceptional savings.
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If you’re only here for the community and playful Discord chats, the Discord Access Only tier is all you need.
Both tiers are designed to let you focus on what matters most to you.
Not Interested in Massages?
No problem! The Discord Access Only tier is perfect for you. It gives you full access to our private Discord group, where members share photos, videos, and join discussions on naturism and NSFW topics. You’ll enjoy the same vibrant community vibe without needing to book massages.
Why Are Prices Showing in USD?
Patreon automatically detects your location, but if you’re seeing prices in USD, it might be due to your browser settings. Enable location services or try a different browser like Google Chrome to display the correct currency. Using the Patreon app is another great option for accurate pricing (please note that app stores may add an additional fee onto your membership - this is why I recommend signing up via the website then sign into the Patreon app afterwards).
Can You Join If You’re Not in the UK?
Absolutely!
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If you’re local, the VIP Membership is perfect for combining savings on massages with community perks.
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If you’re international, the Discord Access Only tier offers full access to the community and content from wherever you are.
Both tiers are open to members worldwide, ensuring everyone feels welcome.
What Is Discord, and Why Join?
Discord is the beating heart of our community. It’s where real-time interactions happen—whether you’re sharing stories, diving into naturist discussions, or exploring our playful NSFW spaces.
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The VIP Membership includes full Discord access alongside massage discounts.
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The Discord Access Only tier focuses solely on joining the community.
Whatever your membership choice, Discord brings the club to life!
Is Discord Safe and Private?
Yes! All channels are private, and only paying members gain access. You can even choose a unique username for extra discretion. Without an active membership, Discord access is automatically removed, ensuring the group remains secure and exclusive.
How Do You Access Discord?
Once you’ve signed up, connect your Discord account through Patreon, and you’ll automatically be added to the VIP Club’s Discord group. You’ll receive detailed instructions via email, and help is always available if needed.
What Can You Do on Discord?
Discord is your space to connect, chat, and share in real time. Enjoy:
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Naturist-themed discussions
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NSFW channels for playful fun
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Sharing photos, videos, and more
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Real-time video rooms to connect face-to-face
The experience is tailored to what you enjoy most, whether you’re in the VIP Membership or the Discord Access Only tier.
How Will Patreon Charges Appear on My Bank Statement?
Charges from Patreon typically appear as "Patreon Subscription" or similar on your bank statement. If you’ve set up your subscription through PayPal, it may include "PayPal" in the descriptor as well. For more details, consult your payment provider.
T&Cs
Plan Cancellation: You have the flexibility to cancel your plan at any point in time. The subscriber's sole responsibility, not Male Massage Surrey, is to handle the plan's cancellation. Your VIP member status will be removed immediately upon cancellation, and you will lose access to all benefits, including discount codes - bookings made after cancellation will be charged at full price.
Refunds: Due to the unique nature of the huge discounts offered, I cannot issue refunds for any payments made. I strongly encourage you to manage your plans accordingly. If you decide to cancel your project, please follow the abovementioned process.
Please note: Cancellations and refunds are subject to the terms of my Agreement. By continuing with your subscription, you agree to these terms. I appreciate your understanding and cooperation.