MALE MASSAGE SURREY - REVIEWS
Clients come from all walks of life, regulars and first-timers, gay and straight, curious and certain. Here's what they say. Some reviews are left directly on my Google listing, others are submitted by email, all genuine, unfiltered feedback from men who've experienced it for themselves. Have you visited? I'd love to hear from you, too!
Max - June
2026
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Simon's naturist massages are the best. They are relaxed, professional, and his home space is warm, inviting and clean. As a straight bloke, I finally feel comfortable in my own skin. Top-tier therapist.
Anon - May
2026
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Been coming to Simon for a few months now, and apart from being a fantastic massage therapist, I've noticed that since I've been having the naturist massages, my body confidence has come on leaps and bounds. That's all thanks to Simon and the relaxed, warm atmosphere he creates for his clients.
Al - May
2026
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What a thoughtful guy. I was running late by 15 minutes because of a stressful morning and issues with my car, and Simon was thoughtful enough to have a glass of ice-cold water waiting for me without being asked as he thought I might be thirsty. Plus, the massage was fantastic. Will definitely be back. Can't recommend him highly enough. If your in the area, you should book.
Dan - May
2026
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Prob the most organised massage therapist have ever met. Everything is well laid out, no second guessing anything. Highly recommend Simon as a massage therapist. Hard to find a decent one these days.
Ian - Apr
2026
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My first visit for a wonderful massage today and I will be back, I left feeling relaxed from the fantastic hands of Simon who made sure I was comfortable from arrival. As someone who considers himself to have an average body and build, I felt totally welcomed and relaxed in Simon's company.
Gavin - Mar
2026
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Finally managed to book in with Simon after hearing so much about him. His apartment is immaculate and smells incredible, which immediately put me at ease. Simon has a real strength to his touch but knows exactly when to lighten the pressure. It was easily the most intuitive massage I have ever had. I left feeling completely recharged and I have already booked my next session. Absolute five star service. If your thinking of booking you won't regret it. He lives up to the title 'magic hands' 100%.
Anton - Dec
2025
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Was dead nervous at first but Simon put me right at ease. Best time I have ever had. Every bit of tension was totally gone by the end. Really friendly, welcoming bloke and top notch service. Can't wait to return for another. Definitely book him in.
Daz - Nov
2025
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Simon runs a perfectly spotless setup and delivers the best massage. Everything was highly organised from start to finish. It is a solid, professional choice for straight blokes who value a high quality and relaxing treatment. Highly recommend.
Runj - Oct
2025
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Really great experience. Massage was out of this world. I left happily relaxed that's for sure.
Andrew - Oct
2025
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I had a wonderful massage, clear communication and great messaging. From the first email, I knew Simon was dedicated to his work. I didn’t even need to ask questions because he had already answered them in his emails and on his website! I’ve never been to a business where all the information I needed was so clear, respectful and easy to find. Now, onto the massage: I was greeted with a warm smile (and a warm massage bed) when I arrived. Simon gave me time to get comfortable before the massage. As I fell asleep, I remember how relaxing the whole experience was. He had the perfect balance of firm and light pressure in all the right spots, and I left feeling rather chilled out. I’ll definitely be back.
Josh - Aug
2025
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Simon was the perfect antidote to a long, stressful week at work. The welcome into his beautiful home put me at ease the moment I stepped in, and I was immediately relaxed. His long, smooth strokes almost sent me to sleep, and equally, they brought me back in the moment. I’ve had male massages before that have felt seedy and sometimes uncomfortable. This was not. Simon is respectful and professional throughout. I WILL be back!
5 stars!