FAQ

/

How do I book an appointment?

A quick option is to send me a Whatsapp/Text You're more than welcome to call, however, if I am with a client I cannot take calls. Visit the booking tips page to see all of the info I need in your opening message.

 

You are respectfully advised that with as much flexibility that I aim to offer, I cannot run a successful business if clients do not adhere to appointment times. This includes being late or attempting to make a 'casual' booking with the view to maybe showing up. Unfortunately, I have had to deal with such approaches in the past, and it is not a sustainable way to operate in the current climate. If you have any doubts as to whether you can attend, please let me know as soon as practicable or do not proceed with a booking request until you are certain of your availability. I would encourage you to support small businesses such as myself responsibly. My Booking and Cancellation policy is featured on the price list page.

/

What if I have to cancel my appointment?

I require 24 hours notice to cancel appointments. Please see my booking cancellation policy.

/

What's the difference between the Swedish Massage & the Naturist Massage?

Both massage therapies are from Swedish massage techniques. The main noticeable difference is with the naturist massage service where I work completely without clothing from start to finish. This allows me to work freely and unrestricted as well as a lot more closely with clients. It also tends to put men at ease straight away. Please note my massages are delivered using my hands only. I don't currently offer a body to body service.

I've been a nudist for years, and what better way to give a great massage and enjoy what I do. I love being naked; what more can I say? :)

/

What do you wear during the Swedish massage?

I'll usually work in shorts & a T-shirt. Something that allows me to move freely to give you the best massage.

/

What if I fall asleep?

If you do, I take that as a huge compliment. Go for it! Just know I'll be fist-bumping myself for a job well done, either that or my conversational skills need work.

/

What if I become aroused?

Enjoy the experience! This is an entirely normal, natural way for the body to react, especially when you are having a long, slow relaxing treatment. When I massage the legs and close to the groin with warm hands and lots of oil, this can often stir things in motion; It doesn't offend me in the slightest. I would say things start heading 'north' for most of my clients but whether you do or don't really isn't an issue (FYI the other 5% are usually asleep). It's not anything I haven't seen before! As a fellow man, I know that these things are beyond our control. I say, just lay back and don't let it weigh on your mind; that way, you can experience full relaxation and be relieved of all tension and enjoy being pampered. My advice is if you have any questions or concerns about this, please feel free to ask me. As an aside, you have the option to be covered with a towel during your massage.

/

What areas do you cover in the full-body massage?

Full length of the legs from the Hips, Groin & pubic area, Quads & Calves, Upper & Lower Back, Shoulders, arms, buttocks (Glute muscles only), feet etc. It can be a very sensual experience.

/

Can I pay with cash?

Yes, of course! You are asked to have the correct amount to reduce any handling of cash. I will have a tray you can place it into.

/

I'm a little nervous as I've not had a naturist massage before. Is that ok?

I will do everything I can to put you at ease. I'm very laid back and relaxed. I want you to leave feeling like no stone has been left unturned and that you're suitably zoned out from a great time on the massage table. My service is unhurried, and I always make sure that appointments are well-spaced.

/

Do you offer massages for Women too?

I don't. This is not a discriminatory practice but purely a personal choice to offer my services exclusively to men. Putting it bluntly, I know my way around a man's body better. Here at Male Massage Surrey, I take great pride in providing the best relaxation experience purely for men.

/

Do you offer massages at other locations?

I work better in my own apartment; this allows me to offer a better level of service. I have my apartment set up like most professional home studios. Along with my massage table and professional products, there are freshly laundered towels, a place to leave valuables, a hand-sanitiser, and above all, a warm, relaxing room with candles and soft music ready for you to lay back and relax. Come and visit me for the best Swedish Massage in Surrey.

/

Do you offer any additional services or 'extras'?

You're more than welcome to tip me for my dazzling wit and sense of humour after your treatment if you like. But if you're looking for someone to change a fan belt or plaster walls, then I'm afraid I can't help. Additional services can be found here.

/

The question I have isn't here, can I message you to ask?

Yes, of course! You probably won't be the first person to ask it. Go right ahead. I'll do my best to answer any question.

/

How old are you?

42.

/

Do you take last-minute appointments?

Yes absolutely. You can book in advance or message me on the day, whatever suits you. If I can fit you in, then I will do all I can to accommodate any booking requests. That said, I do recommend booking in advance wherever possible to avoid disappointment.

/

Do you offer appointments outside of your normal business hours?

I will always try and accommodate appointment requests on either side of my regular hours. If you'd like to make a booking that falls outside of these times, please send me a message, and I will certainly see what I can do. The only day I do not accept bookings is Sunday.

/

What oil do you use?

I use Grapeseed oil which is unscented and is well known for being:

  • One of the most popular oils used in massage and aromatherapy

  • A great, light oil, superb in its versatility that can be used on all areas of the body.

  • Perfect oil for lotions, soaps and creams

  • High in linoleic acid and Vitamin E

/

What should I wear during my massage?

I usually advise removing everything. There will be a towel used to cover you to keep you warm during the treatment. If you prefer to wear underwear, that is absolutely OK with me; I can tailor the massage to avoid the glutes and top of the quads.

/

Is it ok to have a conversation during my massage?

I say, do whatever makes you comfortable. That said, to experience the most significant relaxation possible, I usually advise clients to enjoy the quiet time, the relaxing music and the full pampering of a full body massage.

/

During my massage am I allowed to touch you?

As I am working very closely to you, there will be many occasions where additional body contact will occur, for example, when I am reaching over your upper body. However, I ask you to please act respectfully. Uninvited advances will not be viewed favourably.

/

If I opt for the Swedish Massage, do I get the same top-to-toe treatment?

Absolutely.

/

Do you offer any other forms of massage such as Deep-Tissue or Sports?

I get asked this a lot. I'm afraid I don't. Swedish massage, both clothed and naked is the only style I offer. If you require relaxation, Swedish is the way to go.

/

Are you flexible with your prices?

My prices remain fixed, despite many others increasing them due to the current COVID-19 pandemic. That said, I have now introduced some discounted appointments as part of my monthly subscriptions and massages bought as part of a package. Click here to see the offers.

/

Is the service you provide discreet & confidential.

Yes absolutely. I am fiercely protective of my client's confidentiality. I also ask my clients to observe the same respect for me as a therapist. I only ever take a first name and a contact number for bookings. All GDPR laws are complied with.

/

Are your massages for any sexuality?

Absolutely! A client's sexual preference, whether Straight, Gay or Bi, is of no bearing on the service you receive. Some straight clients find it more relaxing to be massaged naked by a man. However, you identify really isn't important to me - your relaxation is. If it puts you at ease, I will anticipate that well over 90% of my clients are straight. I am a gay man purely for your info. Just come, have a superb relaxing massage and leave any preconceptions at the door.

/

Do you have any pictures of yourself on the website?

I do - on the homepage and the Nudist and Swedish massage pages.

/

What are your business hours and can I message you outside of these?

Ideally, for a quick reply, I'd suggest messaging me during my regular hours (10 am - 7 pm Mon - Fri and 10 am - 5 pm Saturdays. That said this isn't always possible, so yes you can. I will get back to you as soon as practicable. Withheld numbers are automatically disconnected (there's an app for that). 

/

Are your massages only for those who go to the gym?

My massages are for anyone who needs relaxing. I do work a lot with men who train a lot but this is not a prerequisite for a massage with me. The body comes in all shapes and sizes. Please note for health and safety reasons, my massage table has a working height of 211cm/83" and a working weight of 21St/127kgs. 

Naturist Male Massage Surrey