How do I book an appointment?
The quickest option and one that handles all your details in one go is to book online. Some clients prefer to book via Text/WhatsApp, which is not a problem at all; you will of course need to let me know which massage, how long and your preferred day & time for me to check availability.
Please only make a booking request if you are certain of your availability. I, unfortunately, am not in a position to 'pencil' clients in as this can obstruct appointment times for others. My Booking and Cancellation policy is featured on the price list page.
Do you have a limit on how many clients/bookings you take in a day?
In short, yes. I have a cap on how many bookings I accept. There are several reasons for this.
The primary reason is massage quality for clients; massage therapy can be extremely physically demanding, and as such, I limit bookings to ensure that you receive the best experience possible. I will not now nor ever offer a half-baked approach to my work and my valued clients.
When you also factor in existing bookings, appointment durations, plus the buffer time (amount of time blocked off after each massage to allow an unhurried departure, clean and sanitise equipment... and of course have a cuppa to recharge the batteries), this can fill up the day very quickly.
Therefore when looking at the diary, some days may show many available slots, (to offer you a broad range of availability), but once my cap has been reached, I will close the diary for the day. This is why it is essential to book your appointment online as early as possible to avoid missing out.
What are your opening hours? Can I message you outside of these hours?
Mon-Fri: 10am - 7pm
Sat: 10am - 5pm
Time off is valuable to us all, it allows us to unwind from the day and disconnect. Calls & texts outside of my working hours will be responded to during the times above only. My work number is not monitored when I've put my feet up for the day.
Do you take last-minute appointments?
Yes absolutely. You can book in advance or message me on the day, whatever suits you. If I can fit you in, I will do all I can to accommodate any booking requests. That said, I recommend booking in advance wherever possible to avoid disappointment as my diary fills up very quickly on the day (and up to 24 hours before).
What if I have to cancel my appointment?
I require 24 hours notice to cancel appointments. Please see my booking cancellation policy.
Do you offer appointments outside of your normal business hours?
I will always try and accommodate appointment requests where possible, if these overlap my regular hours slightly I will endeavour to fit you in. Please note I never accept bookings on Sundays or very late at night.
What's the difference between the Swedish Massage & the Naturist Massage?
Both massage therapies are from Swedish massage techniques. The main noticeable difference is with the naturist massage service where I work completely without clothing from start to finish. This allows me to work freely and unrestricted as well as a lot more closely with clients. It also tends to put men at ease straight away. Please note my massages are delivered using my hands only. I don't currently offer a body to body service.
I've been a nudist for years, and what better way to give a great massage and enjoy what I do. I love being naked; what more can I say? :)
What oil do you use?
I use Grapeseed oil which is unscented and is well known for being:
One of the most popular oils used in massage and aromatherapy
A great, light oil, superb in its versatility that can be used on all areas of the body.
Perfect oil for lotions, soaps and creams
High in linoleic acid and Vitamin E
What do you wear during the Swedish massage?
I'll usually work in shorts & a T-shirt. Something that allows me to move freely to give you the best massage.
What should I wear during my massage?
I usually advise removing everything. There will be a towel used to cover you to keep you warm during the treatment. If you prefer to wear underwear, that is absolutely OK with me; I can tailor the massage to avoid the glutes and top of the quads.
What if I fall asleep?
If you do, I take that as a huge compliment. Go for it! Just know I'll be fist-bumping myself for a job well done, either that or my conversational skills need work.
Is it ok to have a conversation during my massage?
I say, do whatever makes you comfortable. That said, to experience the most significant relaxation possible, I usually advise clients to enjoy the quiet time, the relaxing music and the full pampering of a full body massage.
What if I become aroused?
Enjoy the experience! It's not anything I haven't seen before! This is an entirely normal, natural way for the body to react, especially when you have a long, slow relaxing treatment.
When I massage the legs and close to the groin with warm hands and lots of oil, this can often stir things in motion; It doesn't offend me in the slightest. I would say things start heading 'north' for most of my clients, but whether you do or don't isn't an issue (FYI, the other 5% are usually asleep).
As a fellow man, I know that these things are beyond our control. I say, just lay back and don't let it weigh on your mind; that way, you can experience total relaxation and be relieved of all tension and enjoy being pampered. My advice is that if you have any questions or concerns about this, please feel free to ask me. As an aside, you have the option to be covered with a towel during your massage.
During my massage am I allowed to touch you?
As I am working very closely next to you, there will be many occasions during your massage where body contact will occur on my part, for example, when I am reaching over your upper body. However, I ask you to please act respectfully and keep your arms on the table; I cannot offer you a relaxing massage if I am constantly dodging hands.
What areas do you cover in the full-body massage?
Full length of the legs from the Hips, Quads & Calves, Upper & Lower Back, Shoulders, arms, buttocks (Glute muscles only), feet etc.
I recommend positioning yourself with your arms by your sides and your legs shoulder-width apart, or wider if you prefer. This allows me to access the entire length of your hamstrings & inner thighs) That said, I want you to be comfortable, so feel free to find a laying position that is comfortable for you.
If I opt for the Swedish Massage, do I get the same top-to-toe treatment?
Can I pay with cash?
Yes, of course! You are asked to have the correct amount to reduce any handling of cash. I will have a tray you can place it into. Please ensure you have the correct amount as I do not keep cash in the building.
Do you offer any other forms of massage such as Deep-Tissue, Sports, Tantric or Couples?
I get asked this a lot. I'm afraid I don't. Swedish massage, both clothed and naked is the only style I offer. If you require relaxation, Swedish is the way to go.
I'm a little nervous as I've not had a naturist massage before. Is that ok?
I will do everything I can to put you at ease. I'm very laid back and relaxed. I want you to leave feeling like no stone has been left unturned and that you're suitably zoned out from a great time on the massage table. My service is unhurried, and I always make sure that appointments are well-spaced.
How does your pricing structure work and are you flexible with your charges?
Despite many others increasing their charges due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, I have recently lowered the price of my regular Swedish massages.
My naturist massage pricing remains fixed and will continue to be for the time being.
I am sometimes asked to expand on my pricing structure; I believe my prices reflect my many years of expertise, the quality of my massages, the level of the first-class service received while remaining comparable and competitive.
My 120-minute massages are notably more expensive due to the time frame and the amount of time needed to be blocked off following it.
My pricing structure is not available for further discussion.
I have now introduced some discounted packages and offered reduced pricing for NHS staff / Bluelight Cardholders and some other organisations. Click here to see the offers.
Do you offer massages for Women too?
I don't. This is not a discriminatory practice but purely a personal choice to offer my services exclusively to men. Putting it bluntly, I know my way around a man's body better. Here at Male Massage Surrey, I take great pride in providing the best relaxation experience purely for men.
Is the service you provide discreet & confidential.
Yes absolutely. I am fiercely protective of my client's confidentiality. I also ask my clients to observe the same respect for me as a therapist. I only ever take a first name and a contact number for bookings. All GDPR laws are complied with.
Do you offer massages at other locations?
I work better in my own apartment; this allows me to offer a better level of service. I have my apartment set up like most professional home studios. Along with my massage table and professional products, there are freshly laundered towels, a place to leave valuables, a hand-sanitiser, and above all, a warm, relaxing room with candles and soft music ready for you to lay back and relax. Come and visit me for the best Swedish Massage in Surrey.
Are your massages for any sexuality?
Absolutely! A client's sexual preference, whether Straight, Gay or Bi, is of no bearing on the service you receive. Some straight clients find it more relaxing to be massaged naked by a man. However, you identify really isn't important to me - your relaxation is. If it puts you at ease, I will anticipate that well over 90% of my clients are straight. I am a gay man purely for your info. Just come, have a superb relaxing massage and leave any preconceptions at the door.
Do you offer any additional services or 'extras'?
You're more than welcome to tip me for my dazzling wit and sense of humour after your treatment if you like. But if you're looking for someone to change a fan belt or plaster walls, then I'm afraid I can't help. Despite the niche market of naturist massage, this is not a green light for requesting anything other than the services featured on this website. I do not offer any sort of escort services. Naturism/being nude does not equal sex.
Do you have any pictures of yourself on the website?
I do - I'm at the top of the homepage and both the Nudist and Swedish massage pages feature yours truly (updated July 2021). I'm sometimes asked if I can send pictures of myself, including face pictures via email or text - I cannot honour these requests. My extensive clients base and repeat bookings are a testament to the high-quality massage they receive.
What's the difference between a naturist/nudist and a naturalist?
Like all labels, the answer really depends on whom you ask. The two terms are somewhat interchangeable, with “naturist” being the preferred term for people who enjoy being nude in public settings.
Side note (and an often misused descriptor) a 'naturalist' is 'an expert in or student of natural history' - could prove awkward!
What are your business hours and can I message you outside of these?
Ideally, for a quick reply, I'd suggest messaging me during my regular hours (10 am - 7 pm Mon - Fri and 10 am - 5 pm Saturdays. That said, this isn't always possible, so yes, you can. I will get back to you during business hours. Withheld numbers are automatically disconnected (there's an app for that).
On some occasions, some individuals feel inspired to send me inappropriate messages and pictures. Please refrain from going down this path. Your number will be blocked, and any appointments made will be cancelled. The same goes for calls in the middle of the night.
Are your massages only for those who go to the gym?
My massages are for anyone who needs relaxing. I do work a lot with men who train a lot but this is not a prerequisite for a massage with me. The body comes in all shapes and sizes. Please note for health and safety reasons, my massage table has a working height of 211cm/83" and a working weight of 21St/127kgs.
Have you had your COVID vaccination?
Yes. I have had both doses of the vaccine. For more information about my COVID policy and procedures please click here.
What additional cleaning processes do you have in place regarding COVID?
Thorough cleaning and sanitising of equipment always took place after each client, even before COVID appeared. That said, I no longer use 'couch covers' (the cloth kind) on my massage table. I only use disposable couch roll. After every client's departure, all additional surfaces, such as door handles, taps, etc., are sanitised with an industry-standard antibacterial solution. This includes the floor mats that my massage table is stood on.