FAQ

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Below you'll find a list of commonly asked questions. If there's a question you have that is not featured below, please feel free to get in touch via WhatsApp or Email during business hours. 

Are there any criteria for booking a massage?

My massages are for any man who needs relaxing. The body comes in all shapes and sizes. Here at Male Massage Surrey, we celebrate them all, including all ethnicity, faiths, sexual orientations and everyone in between; this is an inclusive massage therapy service. Please note for health and safety reasons, my massage table has a working length of 211cm/83"/6ft 9" and a working weight of 21St/127kgs. Please note that you must be over 21 (this is standard practice in the Wellness Industry).

Where are you based? When will I receive your address details when I make a booking?

I'm based in central Woking, approximately 20 minutes from the M25, 25 minutes (by train) from central London and 15 minutes walk from Woking Station. When you book your appointment, you'll receive a summary of the booking. The primary email to look out for is one entitled 'Here's your appointment info'  and is the one that contains all the information you need including my address - this can often end up in spam so please do check before getting in touch.

What oil do you use?

I use Grapeseed oil which is unscented and superb for massage and can be used all over the body. It is well known for being:

  • One of the most popular oils used in massage and aromatherapy

  • A great, light oil, superb in its versatility that can be used on all areas of the body.

  • Perfect oil for lotions, soaps and creams

  • High in linoleic acid and Vitamin E

What should I wear during my massage?

I usually advise removing everything. During my naturist massage, you will be completely uncovered. If you have opted for the Swedish Massage then there will be a towel to drape over your lower back, glutes and tops of the thighs. If you prefer to wear underwear for either massage, that is absolutely fine; I can tailor the massage to avoid the glutes and top of the quads.

What if I fall asleep?

If you do, I take that as a huge compliment. Go for it! People fall asleep all the time. Once it is time to turn you over to massage the front of your body, I will give you a gentle tap and ask you to change your position. Be sure to have a look at my reviews for the level of relaxation experienced by new and existing clients.

Is it ok to have a conversation during my massage?

Yes, absolutely, however, to experience the most significant relaxation possible, I usually advise clients to enjoy the quiet time, the relaxing music and the complete pampering of a full body massage. 

What if I become aroused?

It's not anything I haven't seen before! This is an entirely normal, natural way for the body to react, especially when you have a long, slow relaxing treatment. 

I know that these things are beyond our control as a fellow man. Just lay back and don't let it weigh on your mind; that way, you can experience total relaxation and enjoy being pampered. My advice is that if you have any questions or concerns about this, please feel free to ask me.

 

Please don't feel required to try and 'hide' your erection or apologise; it is normal and acceptable for it to happen. As an aside, you have the option to be covered with a towel during your massage if you would feel more comfortable. Check out my blog post 'What happens when things go north' for more info.

During my massage am I allowed to touch you?

The focus of the massage is your well-being and relaxation; therefore, touching me is not permitted. I ask you to please act respectfully and keep your arms on the table. This is a professional massage therapy service.

What areas do you cover in the full-body massage?

For my naturist massage - this is a full-body treatment which includes - the calves, hamstrings, quads, full length of the inner and outer thighs, glutes, upper and lower back, arms, shoulders, neck etc.

 

My Swedish massage focuses on key areas for relaxation that are not covered by the towel.


I recommend positioning yourself with your arms by your sides and your legs shoulder-width apart, or wider if you prefer. That said, I want you to be comfortable, so feel free to find a laying position that is comfortable for you.

Can I extend my massage if I'd decide I'd like longer when I arrive?

Providing I have the availability following your massage, then yes, absolutely! I would make one small request, which is for you to ask at the beginning of your appointment rather than halfway through. My massage sessions are constructed to fit the time booked, so I can make the necessary adjustments if you request an extension at the beginning.

Is the service you provide discreet & confidential?

Yes absolutely. I also ask my clients to observe the same respect for me as a therapist. I only ever take a first name and a contact number for bookings. All GDPR laws are complied with.

I'm a little nervous as I've not had a naturist massage before. Is that ok?

I will do everything I can to put you at ease. I'm very laid back and relaxed. I want you to leave feeling like no stone has been left unturned and that you're suitably zoned out from a great time on the massage table. My service is unhurried, and I always make sure that appointments are well-spaced. Step into a world of relaxation and leave any nerves at the door. Around 99% of my clientele book the naturist massage option. 

 

If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out, there is no such thing as a silly question. 

Are your massages for any sexuality?

Absolutely! A client's sexual preference has no bearing on the service you receive. Many clients find it more relaxing to be massaged naked by a man as they can relax without worry. To put you at ease, I will anticipate that over 95% of my clients are straight. Just come, have a superb relaxing massage and leave any preconceptions at the door.

What are your opening hours? Can I message you outside of these hours?

Mon-Fri:  9am - 7pm (last appointment 7pm)
Saturday: 10am - 2pm

Sunday: Closed

For a speedy response, I advise getting in touch during the above hours only. My business line is not monitored outside of these hours.

Do you offer any other forms of massage such as Deep-Tissue, Sports, Tantric or Couples?

I get asked this a lot. I'm afraid I don't. I specialise in relaxation style massages only.

Do you take last-minute appointments?

Yes absolutely. The minimum amount of notice I require is 90 Mins. 

That said, I recommend booking in advance wherever possible to avoid disappointment as my diary fills up very quickly. 

I usually add any last-minute availability to my mobile app - Click here to download If required enter the invite code KTMKVK.

How do I check your availability?

Head to the online booking page. Select the massage and duration you're interested in and click 'request to book' (don't worry, this does not commit you to a booking).

You'll then be presented with a list of all available appointments. If you wish to book, continue with the booking process.

If I have any cancellations these will be added to the system immediately and will show along with all other appointments. 

How do I book an appointment? Do I have to book online?

The quickest option and one that handles all your details in one go is to book online. Some clients prefer to book via Text/WhatsApp, which is not a problem; check availability on the online booking page first, then send me a message with the date & slot you'd like (this speeds up the booking process and saves lots of back and forth messaging). 

Please only make a booking request if you are confident of your availability. I, unfortunately, am not in a position to 'pencil' clients in as this can obstruct appointment times for others.  My Booking and Cancellation policy is featured on the price list page.

I want to book for me and my partner, is there somewhere he can wait?

I'm afraid not. I don't have anywhere partners or friends can wait while you have your massage. You will need to make other arrangements. I only accept one client at a time. Once your massage is finished there is also a buffer time in between appointments to allow me to clean and sanitise everything as well as time to have a break to recharge the batteries.

Do you offer appointments outside of your normal business hours?

No.

Can I pay with cash?

Yes, of course! You are asked to have the correct amount to reduce any handling of cash. Please ensure you have the correct amount as I do not keep cash in the building. 

Do you offer massages for Women too?

I don't. This is not a discriminatory practice but purely a personal choice to offer my services exclusively to men. Putting it bluntly, I know my way around a man's body better. Here at Male Massage Surrey, I take great pride in providing the best relaxation experience purely for men.

Are you flexible with your prices, and do you offer discounts?

My pricing remains fixed. Despite the substantial cost of living increasing vastly, my prices have not increased in four years. You can expect a first-class, unhurried service.  My pricing remains comparable and competitive. 

 

I have now introduced some discounted packages and offered reduced pricing for NHS staff / Blue Light Cardholders and some other organisations. Click here to see the offers.

I occasionally run special offers. To be the first to find out when they may be, sign up for my mailing list at the very bottom of this page. 

Do you offer a mobile service too?

Not at the moment. I work better in my own apartment; this allows me to offer a better level of service. I have my apartment set up like most professional home studios. Along with my massage table and professional products, there are freshly laundered towels, a place to leave valuables, a hand-sanitiser, and above all, a warm, relaxing room with candles and soft music ready for you to lay back and relax. Come and visit me for the best Swedish Massage in Surrey.

Do you have any pictures of yourself on the website?

I do - I'm on the the About page and the Naturist and Swedish Massage pages. Please note I do not send pictures via email/text/whatsapp.

What's the difference between a naturist/nudist?

Like all labels, the answer really depends on whom you ask. The two terms are somewhat interchangeable, with “naturist” being the preferred term for people who enjoy being nude in public settings.
 

What if I have to cancel my appointment?

I require 24 hours' notice to cancel appointments. Please see my booking cancellation policy

Please note that 'no-shows' are unacceptable. If you cannot make your appointment, please let me know ASAP so your slot can be offered to someone else. I ask all clients to support small businesses responsibly. 

You can also manage your bookings on my mobile app. Click here to download If required, enter the invite code KTMKVK.

TESTIMONIALS

"Simon was relaxed and professional, creating a calm and welcoming environment. The massage was unhurried and thorough. I particularly enjoyed the naturist aspect of the massage which creates a trusting relationship between the client and the masseur. I left feeling completely relaxed. Thoroughly recommended." - Keith